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jinruinosaikyo:

「The tragic story of Kaneki Ken」

jinruinosaikyo:

「The tragic story of Kaneki Ken」

ihavegoneintohiding:

the-goddamazon:

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

There are two kinds of people.

Phone and laptop coating.

bevsi:

modern au gaang doodles + bonus dangerous ladies

They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

brook:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

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this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen

getyourspoons:

The café scene.

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

was-that-a-pun:

frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe:

NIGHT VALE IRL

woah

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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Song: when a motherfucker touches you
Played: 194,595 times.

mtgcodeofconduct:

shittymagicalters:

Shitty Circle of Protection: Safe Sex series, various expansions.

Be safe when you enter the Breeding Pool!

octapocalypse:

hotbloodedmolestia:

HORSE TORNADO…THAT SOUNDS BADASS

My friend calls shredded cheese “Cheese Sprinkles”