ask-the-becile-boys:

Question: What do The Jack’s eyes look like?

J-just like Hare … I am just like Hare … hehe … hehehahahahaHAHAHA!

writers-bloc:

Ever heard of the Hero’s Journey, or tried to actually read the fantastic piece of literature but got bogged down by all the heavy information? Here’s a simple explanation of The Hero’s Journey, as explained by raunchy puppets. 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome

gepkorte:

(from here)

cjswinging:

marchqueen:

zombiegiraffes:

I feel like some of my followers would probably appreciate this music video

MOTHER TRUCKIN MIMES

No amount of words could possibly explain how much I love this…

….hi. This again.

When you’ve been working in a black box all day and then you go outside

whatshouldtheatrecallme:

YES.

temporary-expression:

Children of New Who | updated

[original]

foreverawkwardally:

Tonight, Joffrey Piñata was born.

Tomorrow, after I am done with college forever, he dies.

Winter is coming. 

eat-pure:

All of these link you to a post on my blog, but there will be another link in that post which will link you to the recipe or just click on the picture!

Breakfast 

OATMEAL/OATS

Apple Cinnamon Baked Oatmeal

Apple Pie Oatmeal

Baked Banana, Blueberry and Raisin Oatmeal

Baked Oatmeal Casserole 

Baked Raspberry-Banana-Almond Butter Oatmeal

Banana Bread Protein Oatmeal

Banana Oat Chia Seed Pudding

Berry Oat Cups

Blueberry Oatmeal

Coconut Overnight Oats

Creamy Oatmeal with Banana Nut Topping

Overnight Oats

Peach Pie Oatmeal

Peanut Butter/Banana Oatmeal

Raspberry Overnight Oats

Savoury Oatmeal

Various Overnight Oats Recipes

Various Overnight Oats Recipes 2

PANCAKES

Apple Cinnamon Protein Pancakes

Banana Maca Pancakes

Blueberry & Banana Pancakes

Chocolate Banana Pancake Bars

Flourless Coconut and Banana Pancakes

Greek Yoghurt Pancakes

Paleo Pancakes

Pancakes in a Jar (not a recipe)

Strawberry Shortcake Pancakes

OTHER

Avocado and Egg Breakfast Pizza

Avocado Fried Egg

Baked Eggs in Tomato Cups

Banana “Scramble”

Berry Greek Yoghurt Parfait

Blueberry Coconut Pecan Breakfast Cookies

Breakfast Boost Sprinkle

Breakfast Pizza

Breakfast Tostadas

Butternut Squash and Chicken Mash

Cocoa Banana Breakfast Quinoa With Walnuts

Coconut Breakfast Quinoa

Healthy French Toast

Huevos Rancheros

No Added Sugar Granola (Vegan, Gluten-free, can be Nut-free)

Oat Bran ”English Muffin” 

Olive Oil Poached Eggs on Avocado and Braised Kale Toast

Paleo Banana Almond Muffins

Peanut Butter and Banana Yoghurt 

Pomegranate Yogurt Bowl

Raw Buckwheat Porridge

Raw Sprouted Buckwheat Granola

Red Pepper and Baked Egg Galette

Sponge Omelette with Yoghurt and Blueberries

Super Food Fruit Salad + Cacao Puree. Over Warm Brown Rice

Toasted Banana Breakfast Roll

Vegan Pumpkin French Toast

ap0the0sis:

girlymaang:

loganberrylittlefarie:

rickytee:

im pretty content with life because of this okay

and queue the tears 

HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE PUT THIS TOGETHER!

my dad showed me this video once a long time ago and it’s still one of my most favorite things

Nerd Girl Confession:

nerdgirlconfessions:

I want to see side by side comparisons of brain scans of people listening to dub step then people listening to classical music.

That’d be awesome.