March 2012
0 posts
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
35 posts
lunalupinphotog:
My little sister Nicole had a horrible day today,
It is the last day of break and she returns to school on Monday.
She get’s teased pretty bad,
She is six but reads and writes at a fourth grade level.
One of her favorite things to do is watch Doctor Who.
I found this post [x] so I played it for her.
I told her that The Doctor had sent me a message telling me to give it...
Every time a Mary Sue is created, a fairy,...
PLEASE. THINK OF THE FAIRIES.
There are days where I feel like I spread myself...
And I hate caring so much.
how to get a boyfriend:
quinjuryprone:
fuckyesquidditch:
churchofsuefromcatering:
step 1: acquire a position on a quidditch team as a beater.
step 2: locate an attractive chaser.
step 3: hit him in the face with a bludger until you both acknowledge your feelings for each other. don’t worry, he likes it.
step 4: QUINCEST QUINCEST QUINCEST
#how to get a man by using something that could probably be considered...
Did you hear the joke about the pavement?
sonicslytherin:
geothebio:
icewingsofparadise:
Even Sherlock fell for it.
1 tag
If, more often, people were to casually browse my...
#It’s research for my novel I swear #No it’s cool I’m a psych major #IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE #Dammit it’s your fault for being curious #oh dear jesus god just leave #Oh so you’d rather I looked at porn? #Not really my area but it’s nice to know you’ve got my ideal internet priorities sorted for me #fuck you
MEEEEEE.
One time, in 3rd grade PE
emilytea10:
there was girl who wasn’t following the rules of a game. I told her to stop it, and she said no.
So I hit her. With my hand. Across her face.
That’s what my quidditch team is like.
Lauren Fairweather: Everything's going to change... →
melissaanelli:
laurenfairweather:
I found out about this as soon as I woke up this morning and have spent all day just sitting in one spot, trying to grasp the entirety of what has happened. I feel sick and upset and worried and scared.
For me and so many others, nerdfighteria and the wizard rock community is a safe place. I…
Thi is a fantastic post on this subject by Lauren, exploring...
Dreams tell you a lot about how you're feeling,...
And I’m going to listen. It’s about time.
My bets for today's Superbowl:
johngreenismypatronus:
Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.
5 tags
Just a public service announcement:
Remember that cheerleaders:
Can also be nerdy and badass:
That is all.
1 tag
I'm Picking My Face Right In Front of You
diaryofaskinpicker:
You probably don’t know this, but I’m picking my face right now. Right under your nose. If we are sitting across from each other, I am probably picking my face secretly.
It may look like I’m just putting my hands on my chin, in a thinking pose. But I am secretly using my fingers to pick at the scabs and pimples on my face.
It may look like I’m grabbing my cheeks playfully,...
January 2012
72 posts
Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still... →
10knotes:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge...
– http://backroundradio.tumblr.com (via asexualeducation)
United States of America: Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy!
Health Care System:
Hand-gun Violence:
Unemployment:
Public Education:
Gay Marriage:
Marijuana Legislation:
Middle East Conflict:
World Hunger:
Cancer Research:
Ron Weasley: You really need to sort out your priorities.
thats-what-makes-yoou-beautiful:
RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.
best movieee
dermatillomaniadistress:
“Dermatillomania” by
melib10
It’s a horrible state to be in.