March 2012
141 posts
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
35 posts
Watchlunalupinphotog:
My little sister Nicole had a horrible day today,
It is the last day of break and she returns to school on Monday.
She get’s teased pretty bad,
She is six but reads and writes at a fourth grade level.
One of her favorite things to do is watch Doctor Who.
I found this post [x] so I played it for her.
I told her that The Doctor had sent me a message telling me to give it...
Every time a Mary Sue is created, a fairy,...
PLEASE. THINK OF THE FAIRIES.
There are days where I feel like I spread myself...
And I hate caring so much.
how to get a boyfriend:
quinjuryprone:
fuckyesquidditch:
churchofsuefromcatering:
step 1: acquire a position on a quidditch team as a beater.
step 2: locate an attractive chaser.
step 3: hit him in the face with a bludger until you both acknowledge your feelings for each other. don’t worry, he likes it.
step 4: QUINCEST QUINCEST QUINCEST
#how to get a man by using something that could probably be considered...
Did you hear the joke about the pavement?
sonicslytherin:
geothebio:
icewingsofparadise:
Even Sherlock fell for it.
1 tag
If, more often, people were to casually browse my...
#It’s research for my novel I swear #No it’s cool I’m a psych major #IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE #Dammit it’s your fault for being curious #oh dear jesus god just leave #Oh so you’d rather I looked at porn? #Not really my area but it’s nice to know you’ve got my ideal internet priorities sorted for me #fuck you
MEEEEEE.
One time, in 3rd grade PE
emilytea10:
there was girl who wasn’t following the rules of a game. I told her to stop it, and she said no.
So I hit her. With my hand. Across her face.
That’s what my quidditch team is like.
Lauren Fairweather: Everything's going to change... →
melissaanelli:
laurenfairweather:
I found out about this as soon as I woke up this morning and have spent all day just sitting in one spot, trying to grasp the entirety of what has happened. I feel sick and upset and worried and scared.
For me and so many others, nerdfighteria and the wizard rock community is a safe place. I…
Thi is a fantastic post on this subject by Lauren, exploring...
Dreams tell you a lot about how you're feeling,...
And I’m going to listen. It’s about time.
My bets for today's Superbowl:
johngreenismypatronus:
Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.
5 tags
Just a public service announcement:
Remember that cheerleaders:
Can also be nerdy and badass:
That is all.
1 tag
I'm Picking My Face Right In Front of You
diaryofaskinpicker:
You probably don’t know this, but I’m picking my face right now. Right under your nose. If we are sitting across from each other, I am probably picking my face secretly.
It may look like I’m just putting my hands on my chin, in a thinking pose. But I am secretly using my fingers to pick at the scabs and pimples on my face.
It may look like I’m grabbing my cheeks playfully,...
