step 1: acquire a position on a quidditch team as a beater.
step 2: locate an attractive chaser.
step 3: hit him in the face with a bludger until you both acknowledge your feelings for each other. don’t worry, he likes it.
step 4: QUINCEST QUINCEST QUINCEST
#how to get a man by using something that could probably be considered mild domestic abuse #i’m sorry but i just had the BEST night #QUINCEST
lolol I had to preserve those tags.
haha too funnyyyyy
…….-changes to beater….-
(Source: allons-yamelia)